Funny SMS & text messages

New style of proposing a girl Dekh mein nahi chahta ki mera ladka bada ho kar teri ladki ko chhede, mujhe bura lage ga. Tu haan bol dono ko bahi-behan bana dalte hain...!!

Agar aap kahi ja rahe ho or billi raasta kaat le to iska kya matlab hota hai ? ? ?? ??? ???? Iska matlab hai ki BILLI bhi kahi ja rahi hai.

College me raging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha, ek swal ka jwab do , patna kahan hai? Ladki- Bihar me. Boys – Hum kya mar gaye hai jo bihar me patna hai?

Ooncha udne ka armaan , Sabse alag, sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari har ek ada, Thanks aap ne mere bare mein itna pada.

Girl : Bas karo raat se kar rahe ho subah ho gai hai thake nahi kya? Boy : Ye to kuch bhi nahi hai, ab to din raat karunga.......... Kyun k mere message Free hai...

Muskuraana to hr lrki ki ada hai Waah! waah! zara Ghour farmaahiye Muskuraana to hr lrki ki ada hai, usey jo mohbbt smjhe wo sub se barha gadha hai.!

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Girl: Great! I want 10 of them

Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai :( Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai

Exam SMS Police SMS Advice SMS Holi SMS Independence Day SMS Poetry SMS Bewafa SMS Good Night SMS Good luck SMS Other SMS Mothers day SMS Good Day SMS Marriage SMS Friendship SMS Fathers Day SMS Jokes SMS New Year SMS Bible Quotes Submit Your SMS Ghazal SMS Computer SMS Punjabi SMS Husband Wife SMS ASCII SMS Bless You SMS Congratulation SMS Christmas SMS Cute Love Stories Classic SMS Home Love SMS Islamic SMS Get Well Soon SMS Anniversary SMS Missing You SMS Birth Day SMS Easter SMS Good Morning SMS Funny SMS HeartFelt SMS Cute SMS Question SMS Diwali SMS Insulting SMS Eid Day SMS

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat (A Public Service Msg By K.E.S.C)

BOY: ISNT THE PRINCIPAL AN IDIOT? GIRL: DO U KNOW WHO I AM? I M PRINCIPAL'DAUGHTER BOY: DO U KNOW ME GIRL: NO BOY: THANK GOD

Every one wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die.. boley to .... Sab ko top karna hai par parhna koi nahi chahta.

Boy n Girl in a HOTEL Boy: I Love U Girl: I don't Love U Boy: Think again? Girl: I told u No Boy: Waiter,Bring separate bills for us. Girl : i Love U 2

Beth Kar Unki Zulfon K Saye Me janat ka maza Aaya Wah wah.. pHir..? Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur Shaam Ko Hospital Me Hi Hosh Aaya...